Internet Marketing newbies think the biggest challenges are in Longtail Niche Selection, Keyword Research, List Building, Promotion, Conversion, Affiliate and Product Selection and security (from link sharing and payment clawbacks). Even PMA (positive mental attitude) is given importance.

But what about the biggest burning question of all time?

What socks to wear for doing Internet Marketing? I think we should be told!

I mean there’s slipper socks for that all-in-1 speed action solution? Or thin socks so we can feel the gravel beneath our feet while we detect FADs. Or thick woolly socks to comfort us like a glove puppet through moments of thumbs down social bookmarking?
So many socks and so little time…

Fictitious and Spurious TESTIMONIAL:

The sock puppets of Ali Babas Keyword Research – my story of how the gurus tried to silence me from telling you this…

“I used to just wear normal sensible socks, but I discovered a new money making blueprint – going bare foot. But going bare foot isn’t as simple as taking your socks off. On no. You need my 7 deadly tips for raking in the cash with bare feet. Only $197 sign up and then only $97 per month”

“Join and learn my Ninja bare foot techniques. How to make your Google SERP more organic by going bare. How to build a bigger list using your big toe. And how to make your list buy using your little pinky toe. Of course you need the correct mental attitude and confidence building in case you think you may not have successful feet. Which is why we suggest you work in pairs (of feet) so the mentoring is in place. ”

“If you don’t believe going bare foot works – just look at mutli-millionaire Fran Kurn in his sandals. Is that just a coincidence, or by design. You bet ya. And this bare power can be yours too today. Just take action and don’t stay one of those sock wearing losers a moment longer….”

“For only $97 per month you too can possess the next craze in Internet Marketing.
It’s SO powerful even Join Reeze has an up-sell coming called Sock Secret 2.0. Even Mia Insaine is revising Butterfly Fashions to include 7 Viral Sock Reports.”

“Don’t get left (or right footed) behind standing in your poor mans socks. Join the sockless gurus today.”

Available in right and left footed blueprint systems.

Profit warning: Going sockless may make no difference what so ever at all.